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Mr Pink
06-04-2004, 07:21 PM
1st game

Teams:

Greens:

Mr pink
emetib
Meliz
cobra
carlywarly

VERSUS

Blues:

Sensei
Canuck
pp_f
Stween
Frith

We are playing on a small soccer pitch, basically the tactics are to "smack, as in kick, push, throw, but in this case we are talking about soccer, beat your man, head toward goal and "pull the trigger" batter" the ball into the oppositions net!

Skill with the ball is most important, easy, natural skills are best. For this game the rules have been relaxed. Team Spirit is the key, just like 60 years ago. PASS and MOVE (i.e. make a pass and then run to influence), basically just "Belt It"

Mr Pink: "passes the ball to Meliz..."



;)



Frith
06-05-2004, 03:58 PM
Frith: "calls Meliz a filthy communist and a rapist of innocent heterosexual teenaged girls. Meliz cries and Frith steals the ball from her. Frith passes the ball to pp_f..."
emetib
06-05-2004, 04:55 PM
as pp_f ponders the rationality of frith being a team player, emetib comes up from behind and steals the ball back for the green team, and heads into the blue teams side of the field with it.
Frith
06-05-2004, 06:04 PM
Sensei swiftly comes alongside emetib and knocks him unconscious with a Vulcan death grip. The ball is taken once again and brought to the green side of the field. Sensei kicks the ball towards the goal...
Canuck
06-05-2004, 07:59 PM
... where in a feat of unbridled masonolism Cobra deftly heads the ball aside. He turns, reigns in the ball, and passes it forward. What pace!

PS: Meliz isn't into heterosexual girls Frith.
Frith
06-06-2004, 08:37 AM
Originally posted by Canuck
PS: Meliz isn't into heterosexual girls Frith.

Well, she should be.

How else are you going to get any action? :D
Mr Pink
06-06-2004, 09:28 AM
Man i was drunk when i worite this thread

Mr Pink takes the ball from Cobra, nutmegs pp_f and lashes the ball into the top conrner of the Blues net. Greens 1 Blues 0
Jack_The_Ripper
06-06-2004, 01:45 PM
and everyone not invited into this little game cheers wildly.
Rich
06-15-2004, 10:56 PM
The ref blows the whistle on Mr Pink and shows him a yellow card. pp_f gets a free-kick... The goal is disallowed.
Kurt Weber
06-15-2004, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by Frith
Frith: "calls Meliz a filthy communist and a rapist of innocent heterosexual teenaged girls. Meliz cries and Frith steals the ball from her. Frith passes the ball to pp_f..."

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