The Canadia Thread

[Frith]

In this thread we will discuss our misperceptions of Canadia and post the truth about that great land to the north.

1a. Canadians have legalized marijuana, heroin, and cocaine.

1b. The truth is that they have only made it legal to smoke the same marijuana that the Marxism-loving hippies who opposed the Vietnam War smoked.

2a. Canuck and Meliz are married with 6 kids.

2b. Not true.

3a. Canadians have legalized sodomy and now men and women regularly sodomize each other by performing oral sex on each other.

3b. True.

4a. The Canadians speak French because they are surrender happy homosexuals.

4b. Possibly true.

5a. Canadian dollars are worth more than American dollars.

5b. False. One Canadian dollar is equivalent to 3 American cents.

6a. Canadians eat foie gras like it grows in a farm.

6b. True. They can't escape their bastard French roots.

7a. English is a far superior language to French.

7b. True.

Now add your contributions.

[heebeegeebee]

You kind of blew your argument when you misspelled Canada.

"Canadia" ?

[alexbravo]

Originally posted by Frith
3a. Canadians have legalized sodomy and now men and women regularly sodomize each other by performing oral sex on each other.

3b. True.

Now add your contributions.

I always wonder and worry about people who are anti-oral sex, especially when it is between a man and a woman or a woman and a woman...

religious right militia lunatic?

[Frith]

If you let men and women perform oral sex on each other, the homosexuals will want to do it, too.

It's best to ban all forms of sodomy.