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04-19-2006, 07:06 PM
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I just robbed a bank
of a promotional umbrella. I did! They are called Dresdner RCM Global Investors and I was in one of their old buildings today.
Ok it's a misleading "headline" but I really did. And it is a really good quality umbrella. Very useful for the UK April showers. Now here is the topic discussion: What is the most daring thing you have pinched from an employer? Regards, Bit. 
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05-04-2006, 07:09 PM
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Nothing good. Just software. My original Cold Fusion software to train on at home.
Technically I was responsible for the whole project so hey give me the fooking software people or I'll take it.
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05-05-2006, 01:06 AM
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Nothing, I'm extremely anti-theft when it comes to work, it's not worth your job or reputation. Now, outside of work, I'll "pirate" software, but if I like it I buy it, and if I don't I trash it...so I'm not sure if it's theft or "try before you buy".
I do the same with music, but I don't buy much of it, and honestly rarely even try it anymore unless it's released by private artists or the like. Fuck the RIAA or MPwhatthefuckever....I figure they lost a good 900 dollars a year on me, I used to try before buying and bought several CD's a month until they got their panties in a twist. Now if an artist is owned by a record label that signs on for that crap, I won't even listen to them.
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05-05-2006, 05:58 AM
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i guess i've stolen some time ...
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05-05-2006, 06:00 AM
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oh - speaking of umbrellas - if you ever need an umbrella, just go to a macdonalds or something like that and tell them you've left behind a black collapsable umbrella. you'll walk out of there with one.
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07-07-2006, 04:21 PM
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i rob from expensive hotels in London, i just can't get my head around some of their prices [even though i don't pay], and thus feel justified in nicking their shampoo, showercap, moistureiser,towels etc etc... yes, i play my part in inflating the prices
i suppose i should send it to the client who covers the bill?
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07-07-2006, 05:31 PM
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shit - you're the reason i need to spend £581.62 a night for a decent room at the dorchester. i'm sending them your name. you're outed, dude.
/pm me re: ssh
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07-13-2006, 07:28 AM
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I did, but it was a very long time ago and i basically gave away coffee and coffee drinks to people in the calculus class which were studying at the cafe I worked at.
That and those paper clasp thingies from offices, those are excellent for keeping potato chip and other bags closed.
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